9 out of 10 potatoes wish they could be a sonic tot

That's a pretty contrived idea on the part of sonic drive-in restaurants. But I feel as though they have it absolutely right, if unintentionally. 9 out of ten somethings wish they could be something else. That one out of ten gets split ten ways, with 9 out of those 10 wishing they could be different than the previous 9/10. That continues so on and so forth until you get to that 1 in 6.5 billion that justs wishes that the amv of the song "just say yes" by the cure featuring "peep and the big wide world" was based on the true story of their life. Sometimes, I feel like that guy, not because of that specific situation, but because of equally outlandish ideas that pop into my head. I know that's not me, I'm not the most unique person on earth, but I'm certainly a few more orders past the very basic. I wonder how individual I am, wanting the world to burn just so it'll match the flames I drew all over my desk in high school. If that's more unique than the guy trying to open a portal into world of warcraft so he can live there, I'll be satisfied