That ain't no hydrogen

The first element in my "Periodic Table of Shits"

Too be perfectly honest

I don't take these blogs to be all that serious but if some people out there are really out there and they take the time to read them, then I undoubtedly have an obligation to fulfill in writing at least one.

Hopefully I can gain a couple of fans or perhaps a legion to do my bidding, thus making me indestructible.

Here's a list:

1. If you're playing Delta Force: Black Hawk Down, a dick move would be to wait till everyone has just become snipers, then get in the helicopter. No one can hit you with a rifle and when they fire, they reveal their position, so you can just mini-gun the shit out of them.
2. Once you have enough money, a good idea is to buy a truck. There need be no rational reason to own one. When you use it to move a washing machine or gravel or pull a car out of the snow, you really feel like the truck was worth it, even if you never use it again. You'll just remember that one time and you'll constantly be compelled to own a truck.
3. A third item.

As you can clearly see, there is a great number of reasons to blog apparently.